The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt MD2026 Arched black block text reads

Arched black block text reads "URBAN ACHIEVERS" flanked by a small teal star on the left and a small coral-red star on the right

Dripping white brushstroke text reads "GHOST DOG" across the lower portion

white sneakers

Distressed white text reads "GRAND CENTRAL BOWL" beside a vintage cartoon bowler in teal and white atop a large orange bowling lane shape

The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt MD2026 Arched black block text readsSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.