I Love Motorboating - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Being the world's okayest neighbor

Being the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving

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they were where Hawaiʻi welcomed the world

Distressed white retro bubble letters read "MOIST" in rounded 1970s-style typography

I Love Motorboating - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Being the world's okayest neighborSlapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend." Nobody has ever bought this because they're passionate about Yamahas. The Details: Large distressed white letter "I" sits above a solid red heart symbol in the classic civic pride format. Bold distressed white stacked text reads "MOTOR BOATING" beneath the heart, with all elements centered in a vertical