Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Cal Bowl anchored Lakewood

Cal Bowl anchored Lakewood

accented by yellow lightning bolt impact lines at the snap point

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Cal Bowl anchored LakewoodPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text