I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top 4th Continental breakfast is just whatever

Continental breakfast is just whatever they found in your pockets after you stopped breathing

" Curved text along the bottom reads "SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top 4th Continental breakfast is just whateverJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%