Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Black line art of a

Black line art of a telephone handset with a cord stretches across the top alongside the number "946-3966" and italic text reading "ALWAYS A FRIENDLY WELCOME AT

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A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

Diplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed

Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Black line art of aRenting from Marathon means standing in an empty lot, cussing into frozen Kansas wind, with zero cars and zero sympathy. That counter agent's dead eyed smile is the final boss of corporate indifference. Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Details: Burgundy circular medallion contains a stylized portrait of the Marathon Rent A Car counter agent with dark hair and a ruffled collar. Dark text below reads "You're F*cked at" in a serif font. A