Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Hand rendered in bold orange

Hand rendered in bold orange

Graduation requirements include surviving long enough to earn your vengeance

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

" A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts Paul Bunyan in a red flannel shirt and suspenders

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Hand rendered in bold orangeMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block